Bird's Eye View. (You may have to right click and then click "Show Image" for this picture to show up.)

We washed Maggie's car today. While we were in church, a bird that had obviously been seriously constipated for a very long time finally had a breakthrough, but it happened to be over Maggie's windshield. Giant splash of white out, all over the glass. Her wiper blades were out of fluid, so when I tried to run them, it just streaked the, uh, waste, across the windshield. It was such a big splash I believe I only had about 40% visibility while driving. Car's clean now though.

We gave back Becky and Roland's dogs today. They proved to be a challenge, but we decided it was a more than welcome challenge. We actually miss them now. Things are too still tonight, too quiet. Somebody talk to me, or bark at me.